The Simpsons: Hit & Run is an award-winning video game based on the TV hit-show The Simpsons. It was released for the PlayStation 2, Xbox, GameCube and Microsoft Windows in North America on September 16, 2003, in Europe on October 31, 2003, and in Japan on December 25, 2003.
Hit & Run Dialogue Transcriptions > Other Characters > Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
This page lists transcriptions of all of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's dialogue in The Simpsons: Hit & Run.
d_aidestroy_apu_excell.rsd
Never have I seen such excellence.
d_aidestroy_apu_impress.rsd
I am most assuredly impressed.
d_aidestroy_apu_thrill.rsd
That was most thrilling!
d_aidestroy_apu_trem.rsd
Tremendous!
d_air_apu_fun.rsd
I am having so much fun.
d_air_apu_house.rsd
I can see my house from here!
d_air_apu_maha.rsd
I am higher than the Maharishi!
d_air_apu_vishnu.rsd
Vishnu! Here I come!
d_arrive_apu_easy.rsd
I make this look easy.
d_arrive_apu_here.rsd
Here we are at the destination.
d_arrive_apu_karma.rsd
Good karma.
d_bcrash_apu_future.rsd
Perhaps I should refrain from doing that in the future.
d_bcrash_apu_ohno.rsd
Oh no!
d_bcrash_apu_skull.rsd
Ah! I smashed my skull!
d_break_apu_clean.rsd
Hah! Cleanup in aisle one!
d_break_apu_random.rsd
This is just between me and you, random object.
d_break_apu_shiva.rsd
Oh, Shiva smiles on such behavior.
d_burn_apu_metal.rsd
This is not good for my insurance.
d_carway_apu_vehicle.rsd
Move your clumsy vehicle!
d_carway_apu_way.rsd
Get out of the way!
d_damage_apu_dear.rsd
Oh, dear.
d_damage_apu_disgrace.rsd
Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
d_damage_apu_ohno.rsd
Oh, no!
d_damage_apu_think2.rsd
What in the hell were you thinking, sir?
d_dcar_apu_mad.rsd
Oh, Manjula is going to be so mad.
d_dcar_apu_outlet.rsd
Oh, that was an expensive mistake.
d_door_apu_drivea.rsd
If you want to drive one of these, get your own twenty-two-hour-a-day job!
d_door_apu_today.rsd
Get in the car please, I have many places to go today.
d_hitp_apu_dear.rsd
Oh, dear.
d_hitp_apu_entertain.rsd
Oh, your misfortune is most entertaining.
d_hitp_apu_fear.rsd
Oh do not fear, you will be reincarnated.
d_hitp_apu_step.rsd
You should not have stepped in front of my car.
d_mcrash_apu_dear.rsd
Oh, dear.
d_mcrash_apu_disgrace.rsd
Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
d_mcrash_apu_hell.rsd
scoff What in the hell were you thinking?
d_missp_apu_fault.rsd
Not my fault!
d_missp_apu_silly.rsd
Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!
d_missp_apu_watch.rsd
Why don't you watch where you are walking?!
d_time_apu_late.rsd
Apu does not like to be late.
d_time_apu_rate.rsd
We are never going to get there at this rate.
p_hitbyc_apu_01.rsd
Stop you crazy driver!
p_hitbyc_apu_rude.rsd
That was so rude.
p_hitbyc_apu_skull.rsd
Ah! I smashed my skull!
p_hitbyc_apu_wound.rsd
Dooh! That has reopened my many gunshot wounds.
p_hitbyw_apu_01.rsd
Oh!
p_hitbyw_apu_02.rsd
Ouch!
p_hitbyw_apu_03.rsd
Goodness!
p_hitbyw_apu_04.rsd
Oh my!
p_hitbyw_apu_05.rsd
Ah!
p_hitbyw_apu_06.rsd
Yoh!
p_hitbyw_apu_07.rsd
Hooney!
p_hitbyw_apu_08.rsd
Oh no!
p_hitbyw_apu_09.rsd
Please don't!
p_nhitbyc_apu_02.rsd
Goodness!
p_nhitbyc_apu_03.rsd
Oh no!
p_nhitbyc_apu_04.rsd
Please don't!
p_nhitbyc_apu_flesh.rsd
Look out! My flesh is less resilient than it looks.
w_activate_apu_go.rsd
Push push push!
w_activate_apu_hope.rsd
I hope this works.
w_activate_apu_try.rsd
Hm, let's try this thing.
w_aidestroy_apu_impress.rsd
I am most assuredly impressed.
w_aidestroy_apu_never.rsd
Never have I seen such excellence.
w_aidestroy_apu_thrilling.rsd
That was most thrilling!
w_aidestroy_apu_trem.rsd
Tremendous!
w_air_apu_fun.rsd
I am having so much fun.
w_air_apu_house.rsd
I can see my house from here!
w_air_apu_maha.rsd
I am higher than the Maharishi!
w_air_apu_vishnu.rsd
Vishnu! Here I come!
w_arrive_apu_easy.rsd
I make this look easy.
w_arrive_apu_here.rsd
Here we are at the destination.
w_arrive_apu_karma.rsd
Good karma.
w_askfood_apu_fatty.rsd
Alright, juvenile. Serve me a fatty poison of some kind.
w_askfood_apu_food.rsd
My huge potbelly is completely empty.
w_askfood_apu_giving.rsd
Please to be giving me something to eat, thank you.
w_askfood_apu_kill.rsd
What do you have that won't immediately kill me?
w_askfood_apu_outside.rsd
How odd to eat non Kwik-E-Mart food.
w_askfood_apu_vegan.rsd
Do you have anything at all made of chickpeas?
w_askride_apu_life.rsd
If you give me a ride, I will pay you a million dollars in the next life I promise.
w_askride_apu_ride.rsd
Could I possibly get a ride?
w_bcrash_apu_driving.rsd
What are you trying to prove with this crazy driving?!
w_bcrash_apu_future.rsd
Perhaps I should refrain from doing that in the future.
w_bcrash_apu_ohno.rsd
Oh, no!
w_bcrash_apu_skull.rsd
Ah! I smashed my skull!
w_breakca_apu_01.rsd
Call me the Hindu God of Death! Oof!
w_breakca_apu_creepy.rsd
Oof, these things are just too creepy. Oof!
w_breakca_apu_forgive.rsd
Oh, forgive my action, little device!
w_breakca_apu_forgivea.rsd
Oh, forgive my action, little device.
w_breakca_apu_lessa.rsd
One less of you.
w_break_apu_aisle.rsd
Hah! Cleanup in aisle one!
w_break_apu_random.rsd
This is just between me and you, random object.
w_break_apu_shiva.rsd
Oh, Shiva smiles on such behavior.
w_burn_apu_blood.rsd
I am a lean, mean, vindaloo machine!
w_burn_apu_cricket.rsd
Jiminy crickets!
w_burn_apu_power.rsd
Three hundred horses of convenient power!
w_card_apu_01.rsd
I hope these unlock many secrets.
w_card_apu_collect.rsd
Collecting useless things makes me feel like a true American!
w_card_apu_many.rsd
I wonder how many of these there are.
w_card_apu_manya.rsd
I wonder how many of these there are?
w_card_apu_who.rsd
Who would put such a thing in such a place?
w_carway_apu_cracker.rsd
Move it, cracker!
w_carway_apu_hindu.rsd
Hindu coming through!
w_carway_apu_whitey.rsd
Hey, move it, whitey!
w_char_apu_04.rsd
Oh!
w_char_apu_05.rsd
Hah!
w_char_apu_flesh.rsd
Look out! My flesh is less resilient than it looks.
w_char_apu_kwik.rsd
Stay out of my way please, Kwik-E-Mart business!
w_char_apu_silly.rsd
Out of my way, silly customer!
w_damage_apu_four2.rsd
Never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
w_damage_apu_hell.rsd
scoff What in the hell were you thinking?!
w_damage_apu_hell2.rsd
What in the hell were you thinking, sir?
w_damage_apu_ohdear.rsd
Oh, dear.
w_damage_apu_ohno.rsd
Oh, no!
w_dcar_apu_dear.rsd
Oh, dear.
w_dcar_apu_shame.rsd
You should feel only moderate shame.
w_dcar_apu_suck.rsd
Forgive the rudeness but, you suck.
w_dcar_apu_think2.rsd
What in the hell were you thinking, sir?
w_fall_apu_dream.rsd
Oh please, be a dream!
w_fall_apu_poor.rsd
Oh! What a poor decision!
w_fall_apu_whoa.rsd
Whoa!
w_foodreply_apu_bacon.rsd
Perhaps a little chocolate-covered bacon will suit your needs.
w_foodreply_apu_canada.rsd
This batter-fried chili dog is illegal in seven states!
w_foodreply_apu_combo.rsd
Perhaps the crazy name of my new Crazy Value Combo will appeal to you.
w_foodreply_apu_curry.rsd
Perhaps this curry pixie stick will suit your fancy.
w_foodreply_apu_energy.rsd
This new health bar is pure chocolate.
w_foodreply_apu_fats.rsd
Might I suggest the new Cheddar Squishee. It's the latest thing in chilled fats!
w_foodreply_apu_indian.rsd
This new Squishee Vindaloo will bring out the Indian in anyone.
w_foodreply_apu_karmic.rsd
The additives in this microwave burrito will extend, or shorten, your life.
w_foodreply_apu_meat.rsd
I think you will find this cylindrical meat casing most enjoyable.
w_foodreply_apu_mystery.rsd
Maybe you would care to eat what's in the mystery box.
w_foodreply_apu_needs.rsd
Perhaps some surprisingly expensive penny candy will suit your needs.
w_foodreply_apu_pork.rsd
Try our new Pork Squishee! It's Ham-tastic!
w_foodreply_apu_sanjay.rsd
I'm so glad you came. If I don't increase profits, I'll have to sell Sanjay to the Krusty Burger!
w_foodreply_apu_shrimp.rsd
Perhaps a little, quote-unquote, 'shrimp' will tide you over.
w_foodreply_apu_sticks.rsd
I would be happy to suggest these new pretzel rods. They're made by an oil company.
w_foodreply_apu_sticksa.rsd
I would be happy to suggest these new pretzel rods. They're made by an oil company!
w_goc_apu_air.rsd
Oof, the fresh air is somewhat confusing.
w_goc_apu_finish.rsd
Oof, I must finish quickly or vomit.
w_goc_apu_lithe.rsd
I hope I am still the lithe runner I was in my youth!
w_greeting_apu_fine.rsd
How are you this fine day?
w_greeting_apu_loyal.rsd
Greetings, loyal customer!
w_hitbyc_apu_rude.rsd
That was so rude!
w_hitbyc_apu_skull.rsd
Ah! I smashed my skull!
w_hitbyc_apu_wound.rsd
Dooh! That has reopened my many gunshot wounds.
w_hitp_apu_01.rsd
Thank you for not dodging!
w_hitp_apu_02.rsd
Your misfortune is most entertaining to me.
w_hitp_apu_car.rsd
You should not have stepped in front of my car.
w_hitp_apu_enter.rsd
Oh, your misfortune is most entertaining.
w_hitp_apu_fear.rsd
Oh do not fear, you will be reincarnated.
w_hitp_apu_silly.rsd
Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!
w_longjump_apu_excell.rsd
Most excellent!
w_longjump_apu_thrill.rsd
That was most thrilling!
w_longjump_apu_trem.rsd
Tremendous!
w_mcrash_apu_ability.rsd
Oh, how unproductive.
w_mcrash_apu_dear.rsd
Oh, dear.
w_mcrash_apu_four.rsd
Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
w_mcrash_apu_ohno.rsd
Oh, no!
w_mcrash_apu_think.rsd
scoff What in the hell were you thinking?
w_mfail_apu_end.rsd
It looks like the end of the road for Apu.
w_mfail_apu_failure.rsd
Oh, I cannot watch such a display of failure!
w_mfail_apu_feel.rsd
I feel like an untouchable!
w_mfail_apu_shame.rsd
I have brought shame to my family and my store.
w_missa_apu_cracker.rsd
Move it, cracker!
w_missa_apu_going.rsd
Why don't you watch where you're going?!
w_missa_apu_hindu.rsd
Hindu coming through!
w_missa_apu_whitey.rsd
Hey, move it, whitey!
w_missp_apu_car.rsd
You should not have stepped in front of my car.
w_missp_apu_dear.rsd
Oh, dear.
w_missp_apu_silly.rsd
Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!
w_mstart_apu_odor.rsd
I must admit, the smell of fresh air is much more pleasing than the odor of the hot dog machine.
w_mstart_apu_store.rsd
Hopefully my store will not be robbed more than four times while I am driving around today.
w_mstart_apu_teens.rsd
Oh, I had better hurry. Last time I left my store, hoodlums put pornography in the bridal magazines.
w_mvic_apu_01.rsd
Thank you all for coming, I'll see you in hell!
w_mvic_apu_03.rsd
Shiva H. Vishnu! My jubilation knows no bounds!
w_mvic_apu_brahmin.rsd
Oh! I feel like a Brahmin!
w_mvic_apu_come.rsd
Thank you, come again.
w_mvic_apu_driver.rsd
I am the greatest driver in all the land!
w_mvic_apu_glory.rsd
I have brought glory to the name of Nahasapeemapetilon!
w_mvic_apu_like.rsd
That's it Apu, make them like it!
w_newai_apu_come.rsd
Where'd that guy come from?
w_newai_apu_kid.rsd
You have got to be kidding me.
w_newai_apu_ohno.rsd
Oh, no!
w_objectw_apu_hurry.rsd
I've got to hurry up or my arranged bride will chastise me!
w_objectw_apu_papa.rsd
Come to papa, random object!
w_objectw_apu_room.rsd
I hope I have room in my pants for this.
w_objectw_apu_sense.rsd
Who put this here? It makes no sense!
w_passed_apu_cheat.rsd
Oh come on, he cheated!
w_passed_apu_comeon.rsd
Color me outraged!
w_passed_apu_disgrace.rsd
Oh, what a disgrace!
w_pass_apu_chance.rsd
You have no chance!
w_pass_apu_vehicle.rsd
Too slow, opposing vehicle!
w_pass_apu_woohoo.rsd
Woohoo!
w_ridereply_apu_azteca.rsd
I hope you like loud Indian music, because I do! loud Indian music
w_ridereply_apu_childrena.rsd
Eh, why not. Anything to keep me from my family, ha!
w_ridereply_apu_jiffy.rsd
I'll be there in a jiffy, or my name isn't Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
w_ridereply_apu_karma.rsd
Of course, it will be good for my karma.
w_ridereply_apu_kwik.rsd
Come on in. Sorry, but I'm bleeding from a recent gunshot wound. Oof.
w_ridereply_apu_meat.rsd
I hope you don't mind, my car smells like chutney.
w_ridereply_apu_minor.rsd
Oh sure, with my twenty-two-hour work day, I have lots of time to help out minor acquaintances.
w_ridereply_apu_nudity.rsd
Please don't sit on my Ganesh doll.
w_ridereply_apu_police.rsd
Get in, whitey!
w_springboard_apu_01.rsd
Bouncy bouncy!
w_springboard_apu_acro.rsd
Oh, I am surprisingly acrobatic!
w_springboard_apu_flying.rsd
I'm flying!
w_springboard_apu_whee.rsd
Whee!
w_tail_apu_bargain.rsd
That car belongs in the bargain bin!
w_tail_apu_easier.rsd
Your failure shames you! Yes you!
w_tail_apu_try.rsd
Nice try, foolish driver!
w_time_apu_hurry.rsd
Oh, I must hurry in a forward direction!
w_time_apu_late.rsd
Apu does not like to be late.
w_time_apu_rate.rsd
We are never going to get there at this rate.
w_turbo_apu_01.rsd
My cardio is shot!
w_turbo_apu_02.rsd
Oh, my giant gut is slowing me down.
w_turbo_apu_breath.rsd
Oh, fathering eight children has really hurt my stamina.
w_turbo_apu_minute.rsd
Just give me a minute, to catch my breath.
w_turbo_apu_sleep.rsd
Oh, I should sleep more.
c_borrowing_1_convinit_apu_l5.rsd
Mr. Homer, sir. Do you have an oversized vehicle that I might be borrowing?
c_borrowing_3_convinit_apu_l5.rsd
Fine, whatever.
c_burger_1_convinit_apu_l3m3.rsd
Oh, this is terrible! A very bad man is delivering roadkill to all the Krusty Burgers, which are cheaper than my Kwik-E-Dogs!
c_clown(2)_1_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd
Hello, famous American clown. I wish to ask a favor.
c_clown(2)_3_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd
I require information about trucks delivering evil cola. How can I get this classified data?
c_clown_5_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd
Thank you, horrible man.
c_congrats_2_convinit_apu_l1.rsd
What happened to the ice cream with mini pies your wife bought this morning?
c_cud_2_noboxconv_apu_l3m3.rsd
This is a moment of joy for us both!
c_dmv_2_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd
Oh, thank you. Thank you, my violent associate!
c_emergency(2)_2_convinit_apu_l5m3.rsd
Oh no, my babies!
c_fail1_2_noboxconv_apu_l5r1.rsd
Oof, I feel a need to wash myself vigorously.
c_fail2_1_noboxconv_apu_l5r3.rsd
So how did I do?
c_fail2_2_noboxconv_apu_l5r1.rsd
OK, now I am scared.
c_hideout_1_noboxconv_apu_l5m6.rsd
What possible service could this be to the community?
c_hovercar_2_convinit_apu_l5.rsd
No, nothing specifically of the hovering kind, no.
c_hovercar_4_convinit_apu_l5.rsd
What are you talking about?
c_hovercar_6_convinit_apu_l5.rsd
OK, what on earth can I do?
c_intro_1_convinit_apu_l5r1.rsd
Hello, little customer. Are you here to help me in some fashion?
c_intro_1_convinit_apu_l5r2.rsd
Hello, little hoodlum. What is causing you to be standing here now?
c_intro_1_convinit_apu_l5r3.rsd
Hey, aren't you the boy who nearly drowned in the nacho cheese?
c_intro_3_convinit_apu_l5r1.rsd
The hair is your protein.
c_italian_1_convinit_apu_l5m2.rsd
Hello, stereotypical Italians. Please to tell me the source of the evil cola.
c_italian_3_convinit_apu_l5m2.rsd
Oh my gosh, your thinly-veiled threat has reminded me of my fatherly duties! I'm supposed to pick up the octuplets at the doctor's!
c_jerkwater_2_noboxconv_apu_l3m3.rsd
Perhaps you should consult Professor Frink at the observatory. He seems to know everything, except why I ever came to this jerkwater burg.
c_mob_1_noboxconv_apu_l5m1.rsd
The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club. Looks like Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is taking on... the mob!
c_mugging_2_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd
Oh, what good luck, a criminal!
c_mugging_4_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd
Surely a violent filthbag such as yourself could find out who is driving the black cola vans.
c_mugging_6_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd
It is a deal.
c_mugging_8_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd
Yes yes, whatever.
c_museum_1_convinit_apu_l5m7.rsd
Oh, Mr. Bart! I have discovered that the evil cola is being made in the Springfield Museum!
c_museum_3_convinit_apu_l5m7.rsd
And my car is out of gas!
c_museum_5_convinit_apu_l5m7.rsd
At those prices? No way!
c_profanity_1_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd
If you do not tell me who owns the cola trucks, then I will be forced to use... profanity!
c_profanity_3_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd
The museum! Oh, each level of this adventure is more exciting than the last!
c_redeem_1_convinit_apu_l5m1.rsd
Oh, I have been selling tainted cola. Unless I redeem myself, I will be reincarnated as a sea cucumber, or worse, a land cucumber! I must find the source of this evil beverage, the soda invoice commanded I go here, but I see no cola factory. Ooh, a cola truck! Time for me to do that Hindu that I do.
c_relief_2_convinit_apu_l5b1.rsd
Ugh, do not patronize my faith, OK?
c_scared_2_convinit_apu_l6m1.rsd
I'm sorry sir, but I cannot speak English, I only speak Hindi.
c_scared_4_convinit_apu_l6m1.rsd
Uh, yes I learned these phonetically.
c_scared_6_convinit_apu_l6m1.rsd
Up-down, up-down, go hot dog, butter my undershirt, blah blah blah.
c_seedy_1_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd
Perhaps I should consult someone with connections to Springfield's seedy underbelly.
c_stinkdog_2_noboxconv_apu_l2m5.rsd
Please stop what you are doing, no one can sell rotten meat in this town but me!
c_success_2_convinit_apu_l5r2.rsd
I am American!
c_success_2_convinit_apu_l5r3.rsd
Oh, thank the gods there is!
c_tainted_2_convinit_apu_l4m7.rsd
Oh, there is little here not tainted in some way. Even the astrology scrolls give poor advice. But, I will get to the bottom of this.
c_tainted_4_convinit_apu_l4m7.rsd
Careful, Mrs. Simpson, this cola makes people do irrational things without guilt. It is as though they have bottled the effects of a raging frat kegger.
c_trust_1_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd
Sir, this folder is empty! To rob me is one thing, but I never expected you to lie.
c_trust_3_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd
Oh, I should know better than to trust that demented chuckle, but OK.
c_tushie_1_convinit_apu_l5m3.rsd
Quickly! Cover my incontinent children's tushies!
c_victim_1_noboxconv_apu_l5m5.rsd
Empty! I am the victim of chicanery most vile!